Blazin like a Blunt(parental discretion advised)

Life is like a box of chocolates/except if u single its hard to get/mouth wired shut so its hard to spit/constapated so its hard to sh*t/
i come harder than viagra/ get hit and fall like niagra/ splish splash/bleedin like sam gash/ reached in my pocket and pulled out no cash/ prostitute at my car window like u get no ass/
i burn rubber in escalades like slutty chicks with aids/ now u need clinic aid/waitin to respawn because u been slayed/that stripper i been paid/girls call me peter north cuz they been sprayed/ u had sex wit a man so u ben gayed/ you eat frito lays to say you got laid/
im smooth like a baby's ass wrapped in somethin silky/i talk sh*t like toilet papa so they say im filthy/ i give the ladies choices cuz i got more ways than milky/i murder tracks so my conscience is guilty/
ill cheese you like chedda bob/ if i get head they betta slob/outta work cuz i need a betta job/cant find one so i betta rob/ and steal im hungry for the money like its my last meal
you bark like a tree and bite like a b*tch/ return u to the sender cuz u gotta glitch/ im waitin on payday cuz im not rich/
got chicks in my car so i call it a chicken coupe/ and they swallow me more than chicken soup
ridin down 65 in a vipa/ on ex so im kinda hypa/rowdier than the pied pipa/they say im scared cuz i wont fight ya/b4 u know it im outta sight like a snipa/ and they missin u cuz i sniped ya
its fight night and its round 2/all moneys on me to pound you/ somehow u got murdered and they never found you/even the kids think its funny cuz i clowned you
cake n*ggaz is sweet like icing/ i feast on you n*ggaz because u're so enticing/ i charge the ladies extra cuz im supersizing/ im 5'8 pull down my pants and its kinda surpising/ that my johnson stands taller than the sun rising/