young, willing, and able(parental discretion advised)

im hated because i made it/ lost in a game and i never played it/ things come to me easy like ABC's/ and if i dont have it i take it like the KGB/ CIA or FBI/ i see why/ yet i still try/ sweatin perfection/ tryin to reach it without havin a c. section/ im unguided using misdirection/ looking in the mirror not even recognizing my own reflection/ curse words i yell out being flagrant/ except i connect with more people than the matrix agents/ young, willing, and able/ all my bad influences came from the news, law and order, and anything else on cable/ clothes gotta have the name brand label/ the truth is faked like a fable/ and im hungry for it like homeless fat kids at the dinner table/ because im blinded i feel disabled/ and being a black man i am immediately labeled/ sad but true/ i was next in line not you/ missed oppurtunity because unlike you/ i didnt know sarah sue/ plans are foiled/ im scared for my life and my pants got soiled/ im slick like crisco/ while u outta style like disco/ plus i can give it to you in 49 ways like san francisco/ i get more play than seinfeld reruns/ while u peeping toms are just waiting to see some/ i got more flame than the olympic torch/ but i leavin u freezin outside like the front porch/ dont touch me cuz im too hot to be handled/ leave u bent outta shape like a circle thats been dismantled/ everybody wants a taste at least a sample/ if u need time then 5 minutes is ample/ you thought you were the bigger man til you got slammed on/ now u laid out face flushed more than a already been used tampon/ with the ladies im hands on/ and if they gold diggers then the scams on/ we first meet you get taken out/ im in ya brain fakin out/ next thing u know we in the hotel bed room makin out/ b4 mornin i gotta shake and bake b4 this chick wakes/ i leave business with chicks unifinished like wedding cakes/ i make more highlights than michael vick/ they lookin for the remedy to stop me but i just keep leavin them sick

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i spike my ryhmes ill get you drunk off punchlines/ have u impatiently waitin on me like in high school lunchlines(parental discretion advised)

my car jets like airplanes/ drivin so fast everytime i switch lanes my car it gets an air stain/ now im pissed off my heart is in pain/my heart in anguish/ fuck it tomorrow ill go get the new aston martin vanquish/ ill drive to a banquet/ got out wit twin model chicks rapped in a purple blanket/ my game was pimp tight so i thanked it/ lata that night in the telly the 2 twin booties i spanked it
i serve u like a waita and then I leave the check/ f*** you pay me dont eva eva disrespect/and if u do ya lights outs i had to disconnect
Ill split ya wig and force you to wear a tupay/not to day but tuesday/ have my money or never see a new day/ for those that who play and do gay/ u n*ggaz is sweet like smoothies and thats fruity/ dont let the tootie fruities get close to ya booties
dont touch my grip/plus im so iced out ill make ya slip and break ya hip/ now im in ya pockets in my whip i dip eatin off yo chips/ fine chicks kissin on my lips/ but i say no like kelly screwin regis on the today show/ plus im crisp like stay flow/ so if u piss me off then u gotta straight go/ my money is like waffles so laygo my aygo/ sounds crazy but thats how everyday goes
u spilled the beans like jack and made beanstalk/ started small then it turned to mean talk/ chewin with ya mouth open got u out lined in green chalk/ they whisper in fear as i walk away with a mean walk/ u still runnin ya mouth mad cuz u think its the team fault
the winning teams skipped you on draft day/ cuz i finished in half the time and u only half way/ ya days are numbered except this is the last day/ you cheated life tried to do it the fast way/ i treat you like garbage get rid of you on trash day/
im sick like diabetes/ i carry the tune so the whole choir needs me/ plus i play fire D like Doug Christie/ i light it up and leave it extra crispy/ but stay cool float by and make u miss me like a frisbee

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