i spike my ryhmes ill get you drunk off punchlines/ have u impatiently waitin on me like in high school lunchlines(parental discretion advised)

my car jets like airplanes/ drivin so fast everytime i switch lanes my car it gets an air stain/ now im pissed off my heart is in pain/my heart in anguish/ fuck it tomorrow ill go get the new aston martin vanquish/ ill drive to a banquet/ got out wit twin model chicks rapped in a purple blanket/ my game was pimp tight so i thanked it/ lata that night in the telly the 2 twin booties i spanked it
i serve u like a waita and then I leave the check/ f*** you pay me dont eva eva disrespect/and if u do ya lights outs i had to disconnect
Ill split ya wig and force you to wear a tupay/not to day but tuesday/ have my money or never see a new day/ for those that who play and do gay/ u n*ggaz is sweet like smoothies and thats fruity/ dont let the tootie fruities get close to ya booties
dont touch my grip/plus im so iced out ill make ya slip and break ya hip/ now im in ya pockets in my whip i dip eatin off yo chips/ fine chicks kissin on my lips/ but i say no like kelly screwin regis on the today show/ plus im crisp like stay flow/ so if u piss me off then u gotta straight go/ my money is like waffles so laygo my aygo/ sounds crazy but thats how everyday goes
u spilled the beans like jack and made beanstalk/ started small then it turned to mean talk/ chewin with ya mouth open got u out lined in green chalk/ they whisper in fear as i walk away with a mean walk/ u still runnin ya mouth mad cuz u think its the team fault
the winning teams skipped you on draft day/ cuz i finished in half the time and u only half way/ ya days are numbered except this is the last day/ you cheated life tried to do it the fast way/ i treat you like garbage get rid of you on trash day/
im sick like diabetes/ i carry the tune so the whole choir needs me/ plus i play fire D like Doug Christie/ i light it up and leave it extra crispy/ but stay cool float by and make u miss me like a frisbee

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